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Jokes Ki Duniya

  1. Jab Wi-Fi slow ho aur boss ka call aa jaye: “Connection lost nahi, patience lost ho gaya! 😆” 2. Mom: Beta homework kyu nahi kiya? Me: Internet bhi busy tha 😎 3. Jab pizza delivery late ho: “Dil ka dard bhi free me milta hai. 🍕😂” 4. Jab exam me answer likhna bhool gaye: “Memory ka demo version khatam ho gaya. 😅” 5. Friend: Gym ja rahe ho? Me: Gym ka demo version use kar raha hoon 😎 6. Jab Monday ka alarm bajta hai: “Mera weekend abhi bhi buffering me hai. 😴” 7. Mom: Beta khaana khao Me: Online order already placed 😆 8. Teacher: Padhai kaise ho rahi hai? Student: Netflix ke saath multitasking 😎 9. Jab ghar me light chali jaye: “Dark mode on, reality check off. 😂” 10. Friend: Kitna time lagega? Me: Just 5 minute… 45 minute ho gaya 😅 11. Jab exam me MCQ sab same lage: “Choice ka confusion level max 😆” 12. Mom: Room saaf karo! Me: Pixel perfect cleaning 😎 13. Jab phone ka battery 1% ho: “Heart rate aur battery same level pe 😅” 14...